The Sea Green Node of Node Sea Green is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.59 billion Node Sea Greenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 42.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Node Sea Greenian economy, worth 493 trillion Nodecoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,543 Nodecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolchildren are divided over Leader's "Why Tigers are Cooler than Lions" speech, tourists buying prepaid smartphones are arrested for smuggling, Node Sea Green shot first, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Sea Green's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Sea Green is ranked 27,000^th in the world and 14^th in The Node for Nicest Citizens, with 20.7 average smiles per day.