Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,623rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,941stMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,686th
The Sandy Brown Node of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Strength in Every Node
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Node Sandy Brown

Population4.636 billion

CurrencyNodecoin
AnimalCircuit

The Sandy Brown Node of Node Sandy Brown is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.636 billion Node Sandy Brownians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 53.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Node Sandy Brownian economy, worth 506 trillion Nodecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 109,156 Nodecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, the politician's labor union forces stage names upon candidates, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Sandy Brown's national animal is the Circuit, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Node Sandy Brown is ranked 84,947th in the world and 117th in The Node for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 53.61 Effective Tax Rate.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,623rdTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 16,941stMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,686thNicest Citizens: 18,146thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,217thHealthiest Citizens: 21,769thMost Inclusive: 22,058thMost Accessible: 26,737thMost Developed: 27,985thHighest Poor Incomes: 28,957th
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Nicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Node Sandy Brown was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Sandy Brown, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Sandy Brown, the politician's labor union forces stage names upon candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Sandy Brown, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Sandy Brown, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Sandy Brown, the trail of chickpeas is a controversial part of middle school curriculum.
  • : Node Sandy Brown was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Sandy Brown, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Sandy Brown, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Sandy Brown, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.

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