The Rebecca Purple Node of Node Rebecca Purple is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.596 billion Node Rebecca Purpleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Node Rebecca Purplean economy, worth 547 trillion Nodecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 119,122 Nodecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, and death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Rebecca Purple's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Rebecca Purple is ranked 327,469^th in the world and 143^rd in The Node for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -18.79 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.