The Peach Puff Node of Node Peach Puff is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.628 billion Node Peach Puffians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Node Peach Puffian economy, worth 526 trillion Nodecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,825 Nodecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, throwing a sickie is a serious crime, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Peach Puff's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Node Peach Puff is ranked 36,680th in the world and 35th in The Node for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,388.72 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
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Node Peach Puff was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
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Node Peach Puff was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
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Node Peach Puff was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
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Node Peach Puff was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
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Node Peach Puff, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle.
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Node Peach Puff, throwing a sickie is a serious crime.
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Node Peach Puff, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation.
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Node Peach Puff, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
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Node Peach Puff, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.
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Node Peach Puff, women across the country are tying the knot.


























