The Navajo White Node of Node Navajo White is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.566 billion Node Navajo Whiteans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Node Navajo Whitean economy, worth 493 trillion Nodecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,994 Nodecoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, every day's an auto-de-fé day, an extra hand on the leg will give a horse-and-a-half of lead in a hundred jiffies on seven furlongs, and courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Node Navajo Whiteans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Navajo White's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Navajo White is ranked 144,667^th in the world and 93^rd in The Node for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,040.03 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.