The Medium Aquamarine Node of Node Medium Aquamarine is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.548 billion Node Medium Aquamarineans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Node Medium Aquamarinean economy, worth 530 trillion Nodecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,621 Nodecoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
Unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, no one born in Node Medium Aquamarine can fix a leaky faucet, and politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Medium Aquamarine's national animal is the Circuit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Node Medium Aquamarine is ranked 71,946th in the world and 55th in The Node for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,734.62 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
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Node Medium Aquamarine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
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Node Medium Aquamarine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Most Accessible.
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Node Medium Aquamarine, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
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Node Medium Aquamarine, no one born in Node Medium Aquamarine can fix a leaky faucet.
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Node Medium Aquamarine, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
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Node Medium Aquamarine, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
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Node Medium Aquamarine, compass sales have gone south.
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Node Medium Aquamarine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
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Node Medium Aquamarine, sick Node Medium Aquamarineans are hair today and gone tomorrow.
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Node Medium Aquamarine, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.

















