The Light Sky Blue Node of Node Light Sky Blue is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 4.73 billion Node Light Sky Blueans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Node Light Sky Bluean economy, worth 581 trillion Nodecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,781 Nodecoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Node Light Sky Bluean emissions at all, the mark of a good ruler is the largeness of his chin, the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations, and the nation's skies are now a wasteland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Light Sky Blue's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Light Sky Blue is ranked 309,404^th in the world and 89^th in The Node for Rudest Citizens, with 8.77 insults per minute.