Most Conservative: 8,343rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,124thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,814th
The Light Cyan Node of
Authoritarian Democracy
Strength in Every Node
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Node Light Cyan

Population4.61 billion

CurrencyNodecoin
AnimalCircuit

The Light Cyan Node of Node Light Cyan is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its closed borders, state-planned economy, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.61 billion Node Light Cyanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Node Light Cyanian economy, worth 514 trillion Nodecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,615 Nodecoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, voting is voluntary, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Node Light Cyanian weed picker are way up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Light Cyan's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Light Cyan is ranked 57,466th in the world and 94th in The Node for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,757.45 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Most Conservative: 8,343rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,124thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,814thMost Armed: 15,171stTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 17,099thNicest Citizens: 17,563rdHealthiest Citizens: 18,916thMost Accessible: 20,659thMost Developed: 22,823rdMost Authoritarian: 23,148thMost Devout: 25,131stLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,104thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,617thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,147thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30,495thLowest Crime Rates: 32,009thMost Cultured: 32,155thHighest Food Quality: 32,155th
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Accessible: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Node Light Cyan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Node Light Cyan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality and Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Node Light Cyan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Most Patriotic.
  • : Node Light Cyan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Light Cyan, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Node Light Cyanian weed picker are way up.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Light Cyan, voting is voluntary.
  • : Node Light Cyan was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Node Light Cyan, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.
  • : Following new legislation in Node Light Cyan, the government insists that a ghost voted ten million times in the last election.
  • : Node Light Cyan was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".

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