The Lavender Blush Node of Node Lavender Blush is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.675 billion Node Lavender Blushians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Node Lavender Blushian economy, worth 541 trillion Nodecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,720 Nodecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Node Lavender Blush, it isn't a secret plot without caviar and foie gras, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, and Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Lavender Blush's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Lavender Blush is ranked 312,487^th in the world and 102^nd in The Node for Rudest Citizens, with 8.45 insults per minute.