The Dark Green Node of Node Dark Green is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, soft-spoken computers, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 4.593 billion Node Dark Greenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Node Dark Greenian economy, worth 462 trillion Nodecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 100,726 Nodecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, and citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Dark Green's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Node Dark Green is ranked 41,125^th in the world and 24^th in The Node for Nicest Citizens, with 18.34 average smiles per day.