The Cornflower Blue Node of Node Cornflower Blue is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.726 billion Node Cornflower Blueans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Node Cornflower Bluean economy, worth 486 trillion Nodecoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 102,834 Nodecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Welfare recipients frequently parlay checks into homelessness, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, and the urban poor thumbs down the new hitchhiking ban. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Cornflower Blue's national animal is the Circuit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Node Cornflower Blue is ranked 24,269th in the world and 11th in The Node for Highest Poor Incomes, with 84,473.5 Standard Monetary Units.
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Node Cornflower Blue was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
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Node Cornflower Blue was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
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Node Cornflower Blue, the urban poor thumbs down the new hitchhiking ban.
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Node Cornflower Blue, no suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines.
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Node Cornflower Blue, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles.
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Node Cornflower Blue, welfare recipients frequently parlay checks into homelessness.
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Node Cornflower Blue, 'Circuitnado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie.
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Node Cornflower Blue was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
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Node Cornflower Blue was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
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Node Cornflower Blue, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake.

















