The Aquamarine Node of Node Aquamarine is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.556 billion Node Aquamarineans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Node Aquamarinean economy, worth 532 trillion Nodecoins a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,867 Nodecoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Leader is worshipped as a god, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, Node Aquamarine City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Aquamarine's national animal is the Circuit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Node Aquamarine is ranked 64,247th in the world and 48th in The Node for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,848.44 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
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Node Aquamarine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education and Most Corrupt Governments.
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Node Aquamarine, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
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Node Aquamarine, Node Aquamarine City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
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Node Aquamarine, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world.
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Node Aquamarine, Leader is worshipped as a god.
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Node Aquamarine, 'Circuitnado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie.
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Node Aquamarine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
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Node Aquamarine, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
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Node Aquamarine, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
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Node Aquamarine, legend has it Leader's shower singing echoes through the halls of government.






















