The Antique White Node of Node Antique White is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.572 billion Node Antique Whiteans, 1.496 billion of whom are zombies, are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Node Antique Whitean economy, worth 600 trillion Nodecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,769 Nodecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, and the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Node Antique White's national animal is the Circuit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Node Antique White is ranked 58,248^th in the world and 53^rd in The Node for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 615.91 on the Clooney Contribution Index.