The Traitor Legions of Noctem Dominorum is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Kassandra Kurze with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and national health service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.273 billion Noctem Dominorumians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nostramo. The average income tax rate is 9.2%.

The strong Noctem Dominorumian economy, worth 272 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 63,885 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Kassandra Kurze will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, newspapers are running a front-page picture of Kassandra Kurze holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker, and debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Noctem Dominorum's national animal is the Aquila and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Noctem Dominorum is ranked 250,883^rd in the world and 11^th in Thee Imperium of Man for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -6.33 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.