The Armed Republic of No-mans land is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 597 million No-mansians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vaultville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.2%.

The strong No-mans landian economy, worth 37.0 trillion Brass Squares a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 61,906 Brass Squares, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, stocks go up when the internet says so, and snow in a furnace is a better long-term investment than Brass Squares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. No-mans land's national animal is the Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

No-mans land is ranked 303,104^th in the world and 9^th in Supa Squad for Nicest Citizens, with 0.96 average smiles per day.