The Precious Gemnation of Nnuunzslhaunia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nina Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.443 billion Nnuunzslhaunians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moon City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nnuunzslhaunian economy, worth a remarkable 3,680 trillion Moonstones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 352,458 Moonstones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime is totally unknown. Nnuunzslhaunia's national animal is the Moon Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Nnuunzslhaunia is ranked 1,060^th in the world and 9^th in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 169.56 law-abiding acts per hour.