The Community of Nixess is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.598 billion Nixessians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Nixessian economy, worth 194 trillion awake-hours a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 121,400 awake-hours, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 810,547 per year while the poor average 6,885, a ratio of 117 to 1.
The wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people, arbitration is mightier than the sword, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nixess's national animal is the great grey owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Nixess is ranked 15,639th in the world and 3rd in Nova Constantinople for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 5,444.32 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Nixess was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and Smartest Citizens.
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Nixess, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
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Nixess, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
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Nixess, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
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Nixess, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people.
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Nixess, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
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Nixess, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
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Nixess, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it.
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Nixess was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and the Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Nixess, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims.





























