The State of Niue Fekai is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.602 billion Niue Fekaians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.0%.

The very strong Niue Fekaian economy, worth 636 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 28,170 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Niue Fekai's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Niue Fekai is ranked 268,645^th in the world and 7^th in Thimphu for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.7 kickbacks per hour.