The Communist Utopia of Nisastria is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Temalton the Great with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.32 billion Nisastrians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhotob. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The all-consuming Nisastrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,118 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 104,234 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?", and parents dread their examinations more than their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nisastria's national animal is the merkat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nisastria is ranked 321,493^rd in the world and 17,595^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 5,628.67 Standard Monetary Units.