The Dictatorship of Nineteen-Eighty-Four is a mammoth, genial nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.937 billion Nineteen-Eighty-Fourians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Nineteen-Eighty-Fourian economy, worth 964 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,030 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
Hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, gun ownership is compulsory, and politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nineteen-Eighty-Four's national animal is the Watcher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Nineteen-Eighty-Four is ranked 63,648th in the world and 8th in 1984 for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 536.1 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Nineteen-Eighty-Four was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and Largest Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes, Most Authoritarian, and Most Conservative.
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Nineteen-Eighty-Four, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
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Nineteen-Eighty-Four was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in
Nineteen-Eighty-Four, gun ownership is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in
Nineteen-Eighty-Four, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press.
- : Following new legislation in
Nineteen-Eighty-Four, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.
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Nineteen-Eighty-Four was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Nineteen-Eighty-Four, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away.
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Nineteen-Eighty-Four, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
- : Following new legislation in
Nineteen-Eighty-Four, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.









































