The Commonwealth of Nikodia is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Chief Minister Darasin Soduvi with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.272 billion Nikodis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palar Nikodim. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nikodian economy, worth 538 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,082 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison is a nightmare, group hugs break out during floor votes, asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nikodia's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nikodia is ranked 12,239^th in the world and 2^nd in Osagh for Safest, scoring 117.64 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.