The Woodhouse Sanctum of Nii-1 is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 28.264 billion Nii-1ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 48.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Nii-1ian economy, worth 872 trillion $$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,872 $$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Nii-1's national animal is the Dolly Varden, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nii-1 is ranked 125,215^th in the world and 1^st in Niihau for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,372.23 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.