The Kingdom of Nightvale Capital is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning crocodile population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.043 billion Nightvale Capitalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The strong Nightvale Capitalian economy, worth 791 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 52,597 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 166,609 per year while the poor average 12,665, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nightvale Capital's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nightvale Capital is ranked 253,102^nd in the world and 1^st in Nightvale for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 40.11 on the Kitten Softness Rating.