The Republic of Nicks N-day Puppet 3 is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.594 billion Nicks N-day Puppet 3ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nicks N-day Puppet 3ian economy, worth 686 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 104,079 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, there's nothing more Nicks N-day Puppet 3ian than revanchism, and children are raised bilingual from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nicks N-day Puppet 3's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nicks N-day Puppet 3 is ranked 40,325^th in the world and 10^th in Distorted Memories for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,108.17 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.