The Republic of Nicks N-day Puppet 2 is a mammoth, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.559 billion Nicks N-day Puppet 2ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 82.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Nicks N-day Puppet 2ian economy, worth 797 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,572 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, a glyph of Leader is worth a thousand letters, criminals identify as innocent, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nicks N-day Puppet 2's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Nicks N-day Puppet 2 is ranked 15,029th in the world and 2nd in Distorted Memories for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 8,892.88 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Nicks N-day Puppet 2, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.
- : Following new legislation in
Nicks N-day Puppet 2, criminals identify as innocent.
- : Following new legislation in
Nicks N-day Puppet 2, a glyph of Leader is worth a thousand letters.
- : Following new legislation in
Nicks N-day Puppet 2, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
- : Following new legislation in
Nicks N-day Puppet 2, black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation.
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Nicks N-day Puppet 2's influence in Distorted Memories rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
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Nicks N-day Puppet 2's influence in Distorted Memories fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
- : Following new legislation in
Nicks N-day Puppet 2, the government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats.
- : Following new legislation in
Nicks N-day Puppet 2, the Nicks N-day Puppet 2 City State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee'.
- : Following new legislation in
Nicks N-day Puppet 2, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise".





























