The Republic of Nicks N-day Puppet 1 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.428 billion Nicks N-day Puppet 1ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nicks N-day Puppet 1ian economy, worth 757 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,910 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans, reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, and children are afraid to go out at night due to the ubiquity of hardened jaywalkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nicks N-day Puppet 1's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nicks N-day Puppet 1 is ranked 29,023^rd in the world and 10^th in Distorted Memories for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,716.94 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.