The Republic of Nicks N-day Puppet 0 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.514 billion Nicks N-day Puppet 0ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nicks N-day Puppet 0ian economy, worth 760 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,672 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corrupt officials have adopted the greater good as their catchphrase, visitors to Nicks N-day Puppet 0 are microchipped and must be escorted by a Nicks N-day Puppet 0ian soldier - even to the bathroom, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nicks N-day Puppet 0's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nicks N-day Puppet 0 is ranked 223,580^th in the world and 61^st in Distorted Memories for Safest, scoring 48.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.