The Queen's State of Nicht Weidier is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.111 billion Nicht Weidierians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The thriving Nicht Weidierian economy, worth a remarkable 1,041 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. Average income is 38,412 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 108,429 per year while the poor average 10,892, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Deers are considered a delicacy, Nicht Weidier's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nicht Weidier's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Nicht Weidier is ranked 198,582^nd in the world and 2^nd in Khartoum for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.38 kickbacks per hour.