The Republic of Nican Possibly is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its closed borders, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 365 million Nicanese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tucson. The average income tax rate is 64.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Nicanese economy, worth 26.1 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,515 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nican Possibly's national animal is the Cactus Wren, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nican Possibly is ranked 14,723^rd in the world and 1^st in Clone Saturn for Nicest Citizens, with 25.69 average smiles per day.