Population | 6.888 billion |
Currency | Evil Dollar |
Animal | Dodo |
The Republic of Nhazrinishia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.888 billion Nhazrinishians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 6.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Nhazrinishian economy, worth a remarkable 1,618 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 235,040 Evil Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, every workday begins with group therapy, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nhazrinishia's national animal is the Dodo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Nhazrinishia is ranked 283,846th in the world and 75th in Worlds of Colors for Most Primitive, scoring -400.26 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nhazrinishia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic and Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 5% for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Nhazrinishia, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Nhazrinishia, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in Nhazrinishia, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
- : Nhazrinishia was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Nhazrinishia, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal.
- : Following new legislation in Nhazrinishia, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in Nhazrinishia, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : Following new legislation in Nhazrinishia, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
- : Following new legislation in Nhazrinishia, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.