The Jackassian Hordes of Ngolia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King Silvijn Sesay with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, lack of airports, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.674 billion Ngolians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ngol. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ngolian economy, worth a remarkable 1,063 trillion Sesays a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 83,918 Sesays, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 599,803 per year while the poor average 3,841, a ratio of 156 to 1.

The overhead luggage compartment is often full, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, warning signs caution Ngolians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', and a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorus. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ngolia's national animal is the majestic bird.

Ngolia is ranked 329,077^th in the world and 35^th in Arrosia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -10.95 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.