The Holy Empire of Neyshon7 is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 8.091 billion Neyshon7ians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.1%.

The thriving Neyshon7ian economy, worth 296 trillion sevens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 36,604 sevens, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the police force is on a recruitment drive, and euthanasia is legal. Crime is a problem. Neyshon7's national animal is the seven, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Neyshon7 is ranked 250,827^th in the world and 8^th in Jersey New for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 883.24 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.