The Republic of Neyshon30 is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.248 billion Neyshon30ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Public Transport, and International Aid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.7%.

The very strong Neyshon30ian economy, worth 447 trillion 030s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 54,262 030s, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,516 per year while the poor average 10,033, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and Harry Potter books are banned. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Neyshon30's national animal is the 030, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Neyshon30 is ranked 228,083^rd in the world and 6^th in Covenant for Nicest Citizens, with 8.98 average smiles per day.