The Republic of Neyshon29 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.53 billion Neyshon29ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Spirituality, and Social Policy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.2%.

The strong Neyshon29ian economy, worth 385 trillion 029s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 45,122 029s, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Divorce is illegal, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, there are no minimum wage laws, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Neyshon29's national animal is the 029, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neyshon29 is ranked 242,971^st in the world and 6^th in Shambolic Archipelago for Smartest Citizens, with 22.08 quips per hour.