The Jingoistic States of Newugro is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.138 billion Newugroans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Newugroan economy, worth 270 trillion гривнаs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 126,301 гривнаs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 409,510 per year while the poor average 29,393, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.
Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Newugro's national animal is the волк, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Newugro is ranked 300,370th in the world and 1,084th in Concord for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Newugro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in
Newugro, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
- : Following new legislation in
Newugro, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
- : Following new legislation in
Newugro, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable.
- : Following new legislation in
Newugro, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in
Newugro, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
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Newugro was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 5% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
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Newugro, there is something rotten in the state of Newugro.
- : Following new legislation in
Newugro, Newugroan TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.
- : Following new legislation in
Newugro, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore.





























