Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,491stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,128thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,901st
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Newugro

Population2.138 billion

Currencyгривна
Animalволк

The Jingoistic States of Newugro is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.138 billion Newugroans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Newugroan economy, worth 270 trillion гривнаs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 126,301 гривнаs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 409,510 per year while the poor average 29,393, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Newugro's national animal is the волк, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Newugro is ranked 300,370th in the world and 1,084th in Concord for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,491stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,128thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,901stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,688thLargest Retail Industry: 7,119thNudest: 8,304thMost Secular: 9,781stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,913thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,685thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,265thLargest Mining Sector: 13,171stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,955thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,079thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,832ndMost Efficient Economies: 19,895thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,270thMost Conservative: 24,000thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29,851stMost Avoided: 30,741stMost Corrupt Governments: 33,166th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionNudest: 32nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 37th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Black Market: 44th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 51st in the regionMost Secular: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 57th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 61st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 68th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 71st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 74th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionMost Patriotic: 86th in the regionMost Stationary: 105th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 112th in the regionLargest Governments: 112th in the regionMost Armed: 116th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Newugro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Newugro, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists.
  • : Following new legislation in Newugro, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Newugro, pawn shop reality shows dominate basic cable.
  • : Following new legislation in Newugro, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Newugro, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Newugro was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 5% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Newugro, there is something rotten in the state of Newugro.
  • : Following new legislation in Newugro, Newugroan TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Newugro, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore.

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