The Hopeless New Guy of Newpleb is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Pleb with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.518 billion Newplebians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plebcity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.9%.

The strong Newplebian economy, worth 174 trillion Talers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,376 Talers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 230,528 per year while the poor average 15,570, a ratio of 14.8 to 1.

The Pleb's military council has been nicknamed 'The Knights of the Rotund Table', a PhD just ain't what it used to be, The Pleb is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, and former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newpleb's national animal is the Spelfer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Newpleb is ranked 103,358^th in the world and 6^th in New Yanxi for Highest Average Incomes, with 69,376.75 Standard Monetary Units.