The Dominion of Newfoundland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Paul Davis with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 31.39 billion Newfoundlanders are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Johns. The average income tax rate is 59.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Newfoundlander economy, worth 760 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,241 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Paul Davis's wardrobe, the best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre, and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Newfoundland's national animal is the cod, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Newfoundland is ranked 241,067^th in the world and 95^th in Terranova for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.59 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.