The Republic of Newcrazykidstan is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 226 million Newcrazykidstanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.0%.

The powerhouse Newcrazykidstanian economy, worth 16.3 trillion Hajapino kujuklars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 72,129 Hajapino kujuklars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 316,945 per year while the poor average 10,317, a ratio of 30.7 to 1.

Injured workers are encouraged to 'stitch themselves up with their bootstraps', many marriages go virtually unconsummated, Newcrazykidstanian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries, and an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat. Crime is a serious problem. Newcrazykidstan's national animal is the Bitcoin monke, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Newcrazykidstan is ranked 39,589^th in the world and 6^th in Nation states logic for Most Secular, with 27.43 Atheism Rate.