The RRRC Loushinist Republic of New Xouland is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President Eric Edelweis with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 10.853 billion Xoulandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Northernvale. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.7%.

The strong Loush Landian economy, worth 614 trillion Tenalzurias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 56,643 Tenalzurias, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Northernvale, President Eric Edelweis has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Xouland's national animal is the Mammoth, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Loush Christianity.

New Xouland is ranked 194,585^th in the world and 44^th in Loush Land for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.83 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.