The Territories of The Triarchy of New Tolvad is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Triarchy with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.835 billion Goddess-trodden ones are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tolvad. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse New Tolvadian economy, worth 619 trillion TOLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 106,051 TOLS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Tolvad's national animal is the ⠀⠀⠀, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Triadaism.

New Tolvad is ranked 264,983^rd in the world and 3^rd in Mesopotamia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -4.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.