
| Population | 575 million |
| Capital | the cuddle pile |
| Currency | cans of tuna |
| Animal | domestic house cat |
The Community of New South Kitopia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, devout population of 575 million stinky kitties are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the cuddle pile. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse stinky economy, worth 60.1 trillion canss of tuna a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 104,438 canss of tuna, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Solar death ray construction will commence as soon as it rains canss of tuna, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, and the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New South Kitopia's national animal is the domestic house cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
New South Kitopia is ranked 309,039th in the world and 4th in Low Earth Orbit for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,861.6 Standard Monetary Units.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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New South Kitopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Most Advanced Public Education.
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New South Kitopia changed its national currency to "cans of tuna".
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New South Kitopia, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
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New South Kitopia, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
- : Following new legislation in
New South Kitopia, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
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New South Kitopia, solar death ray construction will commence as soon as it rains Kittibucks.
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New South Kitopia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Capital Punishment".
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New South Kitopia, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
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New South Kitopia, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips.
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New South Kitopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and the Top 10% for Best Weather and Most Devout.




























