The Eternally Liberated Peoples of New Slavicia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tsar Viktor Kozlov with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.652 billion Slavs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yekaterinburg. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Slavic economy, worth a remarkable 4,312 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 446,807 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, and metal detectors at school gates make sure that teenagers are carrying at least one sidearm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Slavicia's national animal is the Saint-George Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

New Slavicia is ranked 283,349^th in the world and 127^th in Fifth Empire for Safest, scoring 4.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.