The Xorietyranny of New Ocelot Order is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.579 billion xoriminions live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The strong xoriminion economy, worth 206 trillion xoribucks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 45,050 xoribucks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 292,044 per year while the poor average 2,779, a ratio of 105 to 1.

Military spending recently hit a new high, organ donation is compulsory, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Ocelot Order's national animal is the ocelot, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

New Ocelot Order is ranked 306,847^th in the world and 1^st in New Ocelot Order for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.