The United States of New Minecraft 2 is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Julie von Harrisburg with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.511 billion Minkraftians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Susquehanna. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Menicraffic economy, worth a remarkable 1,223 trillion Kolus a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,356 Kolus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, wandering Minkraftians are known for their one-track minds, citizens are spontaneously attracted to each other, and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Minecraft 2's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Minecraft 2 is ranked 297,091^st in the world and 55^th in The Azure Archipelago for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -11.52 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.