The United States of New Minecraft 2 is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Julie von Harrisburg with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.888 billion Minkraftians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Susquehanna. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Menicraffic economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion Kolus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 116,503 Kolus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students cut up leftover Kolus during Arts and Crafts, Menicraffic husbands are dead good at fathering kids, the nation's space program is doxxing the planet, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Minecraft 2's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Minecraft 2 is ranked 324,176^th in the world and 47^th in Peaceful lands for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.26 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.