The United States of New Minecraft 2 is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Julie von Harrisburg with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.025 billion Minkraftians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Susquehanna. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Menicraffic economy, worth a remarkable 1,278 trillion Kolus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,946 Kolus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Minecraft 2's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Minecraft 2 is ranked 24,966^th in the world and 4^th in Peaceful lands for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.35 years.