The Protectorate of New Midgari is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 170 million Midgaris are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 17.9%.

The powerhouse Midgari economy, worth 16.2 trillion Ducats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 95,324 Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state, clothing with a scarlet S is popular among repentant body shamers, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Midgari's national animal is the Ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Midgari is ranked 134,144^th in the world and 24^th in Mitteleuropa for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 543.01 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.