The Glorious Revolution of New Maxtrolion is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.443 billion Maxtrolionans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 73.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Maxtrolionan economy, worth a remarkable 1,164 trillion Maxtrillians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,496 Maxtrillians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Glassy-eyed Maxtrolionan wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and the number of children one can have is restricted by law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Maxtrolion's national animal is the Squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Maxtrolion is ranked 10,529^th in the world and 1^st in Old Maxtrolion for Most Corrupt Governments, with 150.86 kickbacks per hour.