Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 924thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,778thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,474th
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New Jermany

Population14.349 billion

CapitalBöörlin
LeaderThe Orc who owns the bar
FaithDrunkenness

CurrencyHungry Dollar
AnimalMoody Kestrel

The Telegrams need to go to RO's of New Jermany is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Orc who owns the bar with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.349 billion Jermans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Böörlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jerman economy, worth a remarkable 1,572 trillion Hungry Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 109,598 Hungry Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 907,440 per year while the poor average 2,689, a ratio of 337 to 1.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, and Drunkenness has been named as New Jermany's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. New Jermany's national animal is the Moody Kestrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Drunkenness.

New Jermany is ranked 37,699th in the world and 19th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,302.61 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 924thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,778thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,474thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,339thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,711thFattest Citizens: 5,136thMost Armed: 5,474thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,354thMost Avoided: 7,344thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,104thMost Stationary: 11,203rdHighest Economic Output: 12,715thTop
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Most Influential: 16,917thLargest Populations: 21,153rdLargest Retail Industry: 22,305thMost Secular: 25,230thHighest Drug Use: 25,708th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the region

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