The Dictatorship of New Hosgoria is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dilbruhog with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.106 billion Hosgorians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bottom of Volcano. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Hosgorian economy, worth 199 trillion Goldbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 180,635 Goldbucks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,233,112 per year while the poor average 9,585, a ratio of 128 to 1.

The nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and Dog is one of the most popular forenames in New Hosgoria. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Hosgoria's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Hosgoria is ranked 67,999^th in the world and 12^th in Antarctic Oasis for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,519.36 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.