The Republic of New Hanover Puppet 1 is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.232 billion New Hanover Puppet 1ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Social Policy, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 26.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong New Hanover Puppet 1ian economy, worth 80.3 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,197 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, and politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Hanover Puppet 1's national animal is the Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
New Hanover Puppet 1 is ranked 272,917th in the world and 14th in Banfield for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 25.92 on the Bus Surprisal Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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New Hanover Puppet 1, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
- : Following new legislation in
New Hanover Puppet 1, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.
- : Following new legislation in
New Hanover Puppet 1, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in
New Hanover Puppet 1, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in
New Hanover Puppet 1, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
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New Hanover Puppet 1's influence in Banfield rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
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New Hanover Puppet 1, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
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New Hanover Puppet 1, most farmers are indentured to agrochemical conglomerates.
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New Hanover Puppet 1, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.
- : Following new legislation in
New Hanover Puppet 1, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to.




