The Constitutional Monarchy of New Hamlet is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Oh Most Majestic CattyWampus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.308 billion New Hamletians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 63.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving New Hamletian economy, worth 108 trillion Coins a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 82,656 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens who don't follow Christianity are closely monitored for signs of self-harm, companies flee the nation rather than pay their fair share of taxes, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and if someone says there's plenty of living space in New Hamlet they're lyin'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Hamlet's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Hamlet is ranked 106,985^th in the world and 401^st in Concord for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,116.63 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.